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$50 Million for this? …FOR THIS?!?

I was away from my television this morning when Julie Taymor, Bono and The Edge stopped by Good Morning America to do some spin for their severely troubled Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.

Thank God, because they unveiled the following designs for the piece’s villains, Green Goblin and Swiss Miss (?!?):

Since washing the throw-up out of my mouth upon seeing the above images, I still haven’t been able to bring myself to watch GMA‘s interviews or Reeve Carey’s performance of “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me Kill Me” “Boy Falls from the Sky,” but a special thanks goes to SuperHeroHype for putting them up there for the world to stare at in silent disbelief.

Julie Taymor is an absolute genius, so I really don’t want to make any judgments about the show prior to seeing it — but… C’mon.

That’s really about all I can say at this point.


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  1. Matt Murray

    September 11, 2010 at 5:23 am

    Why can no one get the Green Goblin right?!?

    This looks like Meg Mucklebones from "Legend."

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