I don’t have children (as required by the state) but if I were to get drunk and forget to insert some Chernobyl-strength spermicide into my nether region thereby ending up preggers, I would certainly look to the Green Hedgehog etsy shop to clothe them.
After-all, the sole purpose of procreation is for the opportunity to embarrass your offspring right?
But how cute is this?
I mean, dressing your daughter (or son, if that’s your bag) up as Princess “Cinnamon Bun-Head” Leia just to go to the grocery store is fantastic!
And the Yoda hat?
I had no idea that kids came with costumes. It kinda makes me re-think this whole barren womb thing.
I wonder if there’s an outfit designed to look like one of those Gelflings from the Dark Crystal? Now, that would be cute to dress the child up as on their first day of the fifth grade.