In a move to stop looking like sex traffickers, the darlings at Craigslist have removed the “Adult” link in their Services section and replaced it with a “Censored” header instead.
Hoping to satisfy those pesky critics who do not approve of the sale of love for money, the site quietly removed all the sex listings last week after several state attorneys sent a letter demanding that the site remove the link entirely. Craigslist made the change this past Friday with absolutely no fanfare or announcements, thus acting like the most perfect of Madams (keep it quiet and keep it private).
Of course, anyone who felt the need to hire a hermaphroditic Furrie participant for a couple of hours on Saturday was up shit creek, but at least you can still cruise the “Casual Encounters” section for all you dating (read: sex) needs (Screw you eHarmony.com!).
See, problem solved.
And, once again, thank you guardians of goodness for making my drunk emailing days less of a felony. I guess I’ll just have to go back to the personal ads in my free weekly newspaper to search for my smut.