I have never understood why adults (sans children) would ever go to Disneyland or Disneyworld unless they are proving how ironic they are. I also have never understood why anyone would go to an All-Ages nightclub unless you were trolling for underage hookers or just wanted to have a really bad time.
So why the hell is Disney seriously considering unleashing a new club for all-ages,inspired by Tron?
Look, I totally get that Disney wants to cash in on what they hope is a huge revival of Tron paraphernalia, but a club? Really? Are you insane?
First of all, if I did happen to wander into someplace called ElecTRONica, I would be extremely drunk, second, if I am drunk there is a likelihood that I would attempt to flirt with fifteen-year-old boys, and third, being that I am drunk and flirting with minors, there’s a very good chance I might touch them on their naughty bits and end up in jail.
Not a good vacation in my book.
And take a look at the concept art:
This is not a place I would drop some coin. It’s oddly 70-ish (and not in a good way) and all I imagine is that a sea of mustachioed men with their shirts open, smelling of Jean Nate body spray, are trying to buy everyone White Russians.
Frankly, the whole thing looks like something out of the movie Space Mutiny (see MST3K clip below) and that my friends is unacceptable.
Let Tron just be Tron for Christ’s sake.
And please, keep the clubs out of Disney.
source: Geeks of Doom