Okay, so this music video has almost every geek reference and visual that you can possibly shove into a three minute and two second song and contains just about every Con fantasy that a greasy-haired fourteen-year-old boy could ever want to spank the monkey to (including Alessandra Torressani from Caprica donning the slave Leia costume).
I don’t know what more you could want out of life.
Except maybe a slash-fic video inclusion of Kirk and Spock making out.
But maybe that’s just me.
Video after the break