I should be more excited. I mean, I love Star Wars, I love Darth Vader…but something, I don’t know, feels wrong here.
Maybe it’s because Vader would NEVER attend a theme park, or that the saccharine sweetness of Disney seems like an odd place to send a dude who openly destroys planets.
Maybe I’m wrong and this will be awesome. Maybe on some level, Vader is trying to get in touch with his inner Anakin and feels that riding in some tea cups will erase his high metachlorian count thus leaving him out of the whole “destiny” thing altogether.
Maybe, the Imagineers of Disney just thought having a Star Wars experience thing would be neat and bring in a butt-load of Geeks.
Maybe I just need to lie down and sleep for a while.
Trailer for the new Disneyland/Star Wars Tours after the break.
Source: Topless Robot