|Trust me, this mustache ride is NEVER free|
We all know that secretly Tom Selleck’s mustache controls the US Government, most of Europe and of course, Mordor, but did you know that Selleck’s ‘stache is also responsible for influencing some of Hollywood’s most iconic movie performances?
Seriously, if you look just a bit closer at the movie stars in Hollywood you will see the faint whiskers of Mr. Selleck’s ‘stache poking through their fair and lovely skin.
THIS “STACHE IS INHUMAN I TELL YOU!!!!
Need more proof?
Just watch the following video and pray that the ‘stache hasn’t decided to come after you next.