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A 90s RETRO FLASHBACK FOR ALL YOU KIDS THAT ARE STARTING TO FEEL the Pains of Nostalgia

Hello boys and girls, are you in your late twenties or early thirties and have a funny feeling in the pit of your stomach that you just can’t figure out?

Well, that dull throb is the ache of your childhood trying to rear its ugly pre-adolescent nostalgic head and make you say and think things that you never thought possible.

Things like: “You know, Bob Saget was really funny on America’s Funniest Home Video“, or “I really miss the subtle social commentary of the Mighty Ducks movies” and “I should buy a copy of Ferngully“.

Don’t worry, these things aren’t fatal, they just mean you are starting to get old.

Now that you are in the beginning stages of becoming a non-viable marketing entity, soon, you will begin to hate all new music, the sounds of teenagers and the under-twenty-five crowd will feel like sandpaper on your skin and spotting a poster of Clarissa Explains It All at a flea market will cause you to lose control over your bodily functions.

Congratulations!

And Welcome to the club.

After the break is a short video that will help ease you into your new life-cycle…


Source: Unreality

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