Hello boys and girls, are you in your late twenties or early thirties and have a funny feeling in the pit of your stomach that you just can’t figure out?
Well, that dull throb is the ache of your childhood trying to rear its ugly pre-adolescent nostalgic head and make you say and think things that you never thought possible.
Things like: “You know, Bob Saget was really funny on America’s Funniest Home Video“, or “I really miss the subtle social commentary of the Mighty Ducks movies” and “I should buy a copy of Ferngully“.
Don’t worry, these things aren’t fatal, they just mean you are starting to get old.
Now that you are in the beginning stages of becoming a non-viable marketing entity, soon, you will begin to hate all new music, the sounds of teenagers and the under-twenty-five crowd will feel like sandpaper on your skin and spotting a poster of Clarissa Explains It All at a flea market will cause you to lose control over your bodily functions.
And Welcome to the club.
After the break is a short video that will help ease you into your new life-cycle…