I am not a parent but if the lords of latex saw fit to burst a hole through the condom my husband and I give thanks to on an almost nightly basis, then I would certainly look forward to doing what these parents did to their children…emotionally torturing them via Jimmy Kimmel.
You see, Mr Kimmel asked parents to tell their offspring that they ate all the Halloween candy that their kids labored for and video tape the responses. Which, of course means, that kids were sent into fits of hopelessness and rage at the injustice of their parental units and screamed things like: NOOOOO! YOU’RE UGLY! and my personal favorite, the blank stare followed by a whispered “Why”?
Sometimes I can’t wait to procreate and then mess with my child’s head.
Video after the break.