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THE CATS ARE EVOLVING…OMG…THE CATS ARE MUTHA FRAKKING EVOLVING!!!

Cats are wonderful creatures that look adorable but have the ability, when pissed, to SCRATCH YOUR ENTIRE FACE OFF if they so wish.

Which, naturally, should make them our mortal enemies but of course, we look past that particular character flaw because they walk on all fours and are cuddly.

But no more my friends, for the cat has started to evolve into some kind of ninja that won’t just jump on your head at night and suffocate you, instead, now, they will casually get up on two legs, saunter over to you and then bitch slap your confused and “paralyzed-with-fear” face until you black-out in a blind panic.

Think I’m kidding?

Watch the following video and tell me that you are not locking your bedroom door at night from now on.

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