Today is the start of the holiday season (which starts with Life Day on November 17th and ends on January 1st with a horrible hangover and a weird rash) which means it’s time to decorate the wroshyr trees, put on a red Snuggie, sip on some Hoth Chocolate and reminisce about our dearly departed loved ones.
Oh and sing songs…lots and lots of songs.
What? You don’t know any songs for Life Day?
Don’t worry, Princess Leia will teach you one after the break and I promise it will be everything you’d expect from a holiday song about a Wookiee holiday.
Oh, and may your day be filled with “GGGGGGgrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaahhhh” which is Wookiee-speak for joy.