|You’re gonna love it, trust me|
Well, here we are, back at the money-sucking season in which all your hard earned cash has to be spent on other people (most of whom you actually loathe) and you are stuck once again on what to get that cousin of yours who is never satisfied with just a gift card to the Olive Garden.
This year, instead of worrying about what to get that ungrateful bastard, buy them something that they wouldn’t expect…something like this:
A giant Parasitic worm specimen!
Not only is this worm a historic find, it comes with it’s own gift box(Meaning you don’t have to wrap the damn thing!).
Just imagine the look of happiness/terror on your cousin’s face when they pull the lid off of this beauty, why, it’ll be worth the money you dropped on them the moment they flee the family gathering screaming for their mother and wetting themselves.
Oh happy holidays…
After the break are more pictures of the most wonderful gift ever as well as info on bidding on it.
You can bid on it HERE
Source: Super Punch