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BACON COFFIN COMPLETES The Bacon Circle of Life

I’m not a huge bacon fan but I realize that there are some people who live and die by the crispy pork back fat who will look at the above picture of the bacon coffin and feel a sense of closure with the world.

And well, that’s great.

But it will be a bit weird for your family and friends to say a dignified good-bye to you when you are swaddled deep inside what is essentially a huge wooden bacon strip.

But I guess if you live by the strip, you die by the strip.

Whatever.

Source: Obvious Winner

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