I’m not a huge bacon fan but I realize that there are some people who live and die by the crispy pork back fat who will look at the above picture of the bacon coffin and feel a sense of closure with the world.
And well, that’s great.
But it will be a bit weird for your family and friends to say a dignified good-bye to you when you are swaddled deep inside what is essentially a huge wooden bacon strip.
But I guess if you live by the strip, you die by the strip.
Source: Obvious Winner