If you enjoy thwarting bad guys with nothing more than a rubber band and some chewing gum, then perhaps you might like to invest in an abode that celebrates your ingenuity.
Like maybe MacGyver’s old house boat that is now up for auction on eBay!
Oh sure, it has been painted a color not normally associated with a secret lair:
But you could always sandblast the retina-destroying color off and go back to MacGyver Grey if you’d like.
Then again, being such a DIY-kinda person, I bet you already plan to repaint the house boat using a fire-hose and a canister of unsalted peanuts.