I like soccer.
Unfortunately most of the people I know look at it as if were some strange, foreign entity that can not be trusted lest it infiltrate our schools and turn red-blooded Americans into (gasp!) Europeans.
But I’m pretty sure if we combined fire, lasers and robots with it, not only would soccer trump football and baseball as America’s favorite sports, it would become the ONLY sport anyone would watch.
But then again, I live in a fantasy world.
Source: Obvious Winner