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“LAST MOMENT” ROBOTS Will Comfort You While You Are Dying…Of Course, They Are The Ones Killing You But Still, It’s A Nice Gesture

I’m here for you while you are powering down


Some RISD student named Chen has designed a robot that will sit with the dying when that person’s friends and family members are too busy updating their statuses on Facebook to say good-bye.

Which would be nice if it weren’t for the fact THAT IT’S A ROBOT.

I don’t care how loving you program a robot to be, when the cold metal hand of a cyborg pats Grandma on the arm and in a metallic voice says “I’m sorry your family couldn’t be here with you“, Grandma is going to crap her already full diaper and pass into the great beyond with a look of fear in her eyes.

All because you were too lazy playing Uncharted on the Vita.

For shame.


Source: Videogum

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