This assumption is wrong.
I influence about six people who tend to send me nekkid pictures of themselves in varied positions best left to contortionists.
And while I do enjoy seeing Link putting it to Zelda, I must admit that just once, I would like to see something good.
Which is why I am really liking this alternate Star Trek title intro by The Quintek Group which uses motion graphics correctly (thank god). So take a look and enjoy.
Oh, and, fans of mine, never stop sending me porn.
It helps get me through the day.