You know, I’m all for candy that looks like it’s supposed to be something else (worms, bears, the cast of The Flintstones) but I don’t know if I would EVER slurp down a sample cup of candy pee without seriously questioning why I would do something like that (and then seeking psychiatric help).
But perhaps that’s just me. Maybe loads of people have no problem drinking candy waste products in front of their business associates.
Maybe that’s just how they roll.
But one thing’s for sure, the moment I spy someone cutting into a candy turd at lunch I’m quitting the human race…
That’s it, I’m outta here.