I just wanted to take a minute and talk about your need to use your knitting talents to humiliate and terrorize your four-legged companion cube.
Now I know that your original intention was strictly honorable (knit a hat for your pooch) but then you had to go and create an Etsy store so that people would buy your hats and force other dogs to sport a jaunty skunk head that your own pup can barely stand:
Look into the eyes of your pug Knitter of Shame and truly see what it does to the self-esteem of an animal. Do you see happiness? (no) Do you see suicidal tendencies? (absolutely).
While you might approach this particular trade as pet-friendly, understand that dogs and other domesticated animals have a lovely coat of fur that covers their noggin, encasing it the ultimate do-rag headgear, so they don’t really need a hat seeing that evolution has already figured out the fur thing.
And when you try and improve upon what nature has already created, what we are left with is this:
And no one, especially your dog, wants to have evidence that something this evil exists.
So, for the love on dog balls, focus your energy of people hats instead.
Source: Incredible Things