|Ahhh. F*ck Me This Is Bad|
1. The video is filled with sexually-stunted girls who have so low self-esteem that I’m surprised you don’t catch a glimpse of them cutting themselves off camera.
2. The kid has no idea what he is doing as witnessed by his eyes trying to make contact with his horrible parents to come save him.
3. There’s a shot of him squirting a chick with a hose…HE’S SQUIRTING A HOSE AT A LADY AND HOLDING IT LIKE HIS PENIS.
4. The shooting location suggests a mansion with a pool…it’s really an apartment complex with a community pool that is filled with pee.
5. This video had me fucking yearning for the subtle brilliance of Willow Smith’s Whip My Hair.
And because of that I hope that this kid’s parents drown in a vat of pig offal.