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THE BEST DJ PROMO VIDEO GOES TO…Diamond Dave Hosley! Is It Too Early To Book Him For My 40th Birthday?

 I’m going to be turning 40 in about a year-and-a-half which means that besides the copious amount of Tylenol PM I’m downing to deal with that fact, I am planning on throwing myself an epic birthday party that will hopefully leave everyone feeling depressed and slightly nauseated.

And, lucky for me, I have already found my DJ, Diamond Dave Hosley, who will certainly make people feel weird inside.

The man has apparently been staple food at Petar’s Restaurant in Lafayette,CA for over 2 decades, spending his mid-life crisis spinning, singing and emceeing various par-tays that make old people feel young and young people feel gross.

I don’t know what he will cost me but after watching his promo video I’m willing to go into debt.

And I’m pretty sure you will be booking him too.



Source: Gawker

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