Look, I get how some people can lose their shit when gazing into the soulless eyes of an arachnid, but there’s one spider out in the world that doesn’t necessarily want to inject your face with poison, it just wants to dance, dance, dance.
And that eight-legged creature is the Australian Peacock Spider.
No stranger to throwing on a few pairs of fur pants, grabbing some glow sticks and heading out to the local log to woo a partner or two with some sweet-ass dance moves, this peppy insect is willing to change the heart of every spider-hater out there.
So, sit back, let the video play for 1:15 (it’s boring up to that moment) and become one with Spidey Dance Pants (his club name).
You’ll be glad that you did.