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THE MOST AWESOME, USELESS INVENTION EVER: The Skittles Sorting Machine

 Scientists around the globe are searching for the cures to some of the most heinous and destructive diseases known to man, and yet for Brian Egenriether, the need to separate his Skittles far outweighed any and all desire to help humankind.

And for that level of selfishness sir, I salute you.

In this day and age we expect our “Big Brain” people to throw themselves into tedious, all-consuming scientific research in order to solve life’s biggest problems, but what about life’s little problems, like not wanting to eat the yellow Skittles? Where do those people get relief?

From a man known as Brian Egenriether.

Thank-you sir for looking out for those of us who would rather someone solve the crappy-tasting snack problem than Alzheimer’s disease.



Source: Foodiggity

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