When you say the words “cuff links” to most normal dudes they automatically picture tuxedos and feeling uncomfortable. But these cuff links are more than just the things that take the jobs of hardworking buttons, sometimes they can be the “key” to freedom.
In today’s world when finding yourself in a pair of handcuffs is a typical Saturday night thing (it is, right?) you might want to invest in a pair of Uncuff Links that will not only keep you looking debonaire, they also act as a handcuff key that will release you from the bonds of an angry woman or the police (the choice is yours).
Just imagine how helpful these fashion tools will become in your dating/criminal survival kit.
And at $69 a pair, they are probably going to serve you better than a box of condoms judging by how you live your life.
Just a disclaimer from the manufacturer though: WARNING: The use of this product under some circumstances may result in you being shot.
But I’m guessing you’ve been at the wrong end of a gun before so, no worries.