And that’s when your soul dies a little.
But there’s no need to completely abandon your need to shove something hard in your mouth now that the Candy Gods have created the kind of flavors that will definitely have you swallowing down every bit of sweetness.
We’re talking about Absinthe, Habanero Tequila, Whiskey and White Russian-infused confectionery treats that will satisfy your youthful self while still paying tribute to the hardened, dead-inside adult that you’ve become.
Oh sweet Jeebus, It’s like coming back home after a long time away…
I’m gonna suck on these until they’re blue.