Things like Gary Busey.
Yes, the only thing that will make this 2 year-old in the video below feel complete in this strange and scary world is the visage of a once promising actor who has simply dipped himself into some crazy juice and emerged out on the other side (which is filled with reality shows).
I understand this kid’s yearning. When I was around her age I had a fascination with Gene Gene the Dancing Machine from The Gong Show and it caused quite a fracas (shouldn’t I have been in love with Emilio Delgado- who played Luis -on Sesame Street instead?) but alas, the heart of a toddler wants what it wants.