I didn’t watch the Super Bowl this year. I got to go to a baby naming ceremony instead and eat bagels and lox (really, on Super Bowl Sunday?). So no, I didn’t get to watch any of the commercials and rate them on a scale of 1-10 before flipping back-and-forth to the Puppy Bowl.
But at least I can watch this re-mix of them and pretend I did.
(note to all family members: If you decide on a date in which to cut the tip of a penis off your boy child or give your daughter her Hebrew name, you might want to check the date to see if, I don’t know, SOMETHING AWESOME IS ON TV?…just a thought).