Jon Hamm knows that you have already dedicated a large amount of time to downloading pictures of his clearly outlined penis in tight pants. And he’s not judging you, it is, after-all, a magnificent piece of meat.
But he also hopes that the public could move past his schlong and focus on his other attributes like his acting or the way his chest looks in the moonlight after it’s been oiled up with lotion.
In a Rolling Stone interview, Hamm talks about the “Big Dick” issue quite clearly, responding to the public’s need to scrutinize every pant crease saying “…I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off, I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal.“
And he’s right, people shouldn’t spend hours cultivating a following on Tumblr who all share one thing in common, a need to stare at one man’s private parts concealed in trousers.
But we can’t help it.
It’s as mesmerizing as when we used to sit in front of a television set at three in the morning trying to see images through scrambled porn with the sound turned down so as not to wake our parents, hoping that we would be able to catch a glimpse of human anatomy…and when we did make out a boob or an erect penis, we were filled with a level of joy that was nearly indescribable.
And spotting Jon Hamm’s cock feels exactly like that.
And until we, the public, can move past the excruciatingly exhilarating hunt to find Hamm’s Waldo, we can only apologize for our lack of decorum.
But as Hamm put it in his RS interview, “I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite”.