Sometimes these posts just seem to write themselves.
Okay, so an Iranian guy visits a Wizard and pays him five million rials (about $407.00) to make him invisible so that he can rob a bank undetected.
The Wizard gives him a set of spells TO TIE TO HIS ARM (!) and the guy leaves satisfied (how?why?Huh?)
Then guy then goes into a bank and proceeds to rip cash out of patron’s hands for about a second before he gets the shit beaten out of him.
During his court appearance, the man said, and I quote, “I made a mistake. I understand now what a big trick was played on me”.
Lesson: Go to a reputable Wizard next time.
Source: Topless Robot