A gentleman from Troy, Michigan is looking to sell his slightly used custom-made Vag couch now that he has found Mrs. Right and is ready to forgo a lifestyle in which he is surrounded by quim.
If you are interested in purchasing a leather couch with all the TRIMmings of labia luxury, then get ready to fork over $4000 for the privilege of snuggling next to a row of meat curtains.
Yep, it will take a lot of moolah to obtain this much snatch.
Did I miss any vagina-related descriptive terms that don’t rhyme with punt?