If you have a hard-on for Gates McFadden, then perhaps you might like to polish one off to her 1983 National Enquirer commercial.
Look I’m not judging you at all, I think it’s fantastic that you like Dr. Crusher in the biblical sense, it’s kind of refreshing really. I mean I had you pegged for a Seven of Nine freak but hey, if you like the well-preserved beauty of a highly educated doctor, then I salute you.
In fact, Make it So…you know, masturbate while watching an ad.
Commercial after the break.
Source: The Retroist