Due to an unfortunate incident involving the flu and a bowl of undercooked lobster bisque, I am not going to spend much time perfecting the art of the Internet post today.
Instead, I will be handing over the reigns to a young man named Jeroen Offerman who apparently spent three months learning to sing Stairway to Heaven backward for no other reason than why the hell not.
Now, if you will excuse me, I’m going to try and make a toilet choice regarding the evacuation of two orifices, and I’m pretty sure that if I angle myself right, I just might be able to hit the bathtub to lessen the clean up effort.
Video after the break.
Source: Dangerous Minds