Since most Americans will be hitting the road tomorrow to spend the frakking long-ass holiday weekend with family, I’m assuming that there’s quite a few of those people looking for a way to succumb to the temptation to off-themselves before having to put up with their parents for 4+ days.
And the following video is a nice catalyst for those suicidal tendencies.
It contains a naked and demonic-sounding Miley Cyrus licking a sledgehammer while subliminally implanting suggestions on violent ways to get out of eating dry turkey with people you share DNA with.
If you aren’t up for self-sacrifice, this video also helps to create the mood for explosive diarrhea.
Video after the break.
Source: The Strut