But now you can smear him on your eyes thanks to Shiro Cosmetics’ new color Nicolas Cage Raking Leaves on a Brisk October Afternoon, which, when you boil the concept down into a color, looks like a sparkly grey/brown (perfect for when you want to attend a fancy event and need a smoky eye).
Of course, if you wish that you could also smell like Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon, then you’re in luck, there’s also a Fragrance Oil available that promises to make you smell like a combination of…”a light musk, and just a hint of patchouli and men’s aftershave”.
Which I’m sure is exactly the way Mr. Cage would smell after working up a sweat clearing his backyard of leaves.
Isn’t life worth living now?
Source: Fashionably Geek