While I normally try to avoid having my armpits smell like bacon, I guess there are some people out there who wouldn’t mind smelling like crackling back fat by choice. And if you are such a person, I’m pretty sure that the Power Bacon deodorant by meat connoisseurs J and D will give you just what you want in the “Smell Like A Fried Sow” department.
According to the website, the underarm smell stick has a few dos and don’ts:
Using POWER BACON will probably make everyone drawn to you like you were the most powerful magnet on Earth. And by everyone, we mean friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It’s like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility.
For all day meat-scented protection, apply liberally to your underarms or private areas.
Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON
Which seems like a lot to deal with just so your sweat smells more pungent than if you went underarm commando.
But what do I know, mine smell like dying flowers.