Bugs are all around us. They suck our blood, invade our houses, and steal our cheese. They scare many people, but really when you get down on their level they’re quite beautiful. And tasty. Really, around the world, many people eat insects – and many think eating insects is the thing of the future. They’re healthy, abundant, and quite yummy – especially when they’re seasoned. Time to share the bugs, with this Edible Bugs Gift Pack.
Each gift pack includes 1 tin of:
- Bacon and Cheese Grasshoppers (Acrididae)
- BBQ Bamboo Worms (Omphisa fuscidentalis)
- Nori Seaweed Armor Tail Scorpions (Mesobuthus martensii)
- Salted Queen Weaver Ants (Oecophylla)
- Sour Cream and Onion Dung Beetles (Circellium bacchus)
- Wasabi House Crickets (Gryllidae)
- Giant Waterbug Chili Paste (Nepidae)
A great gift for someone who loves adventure, or someone you really, really hate.
All I ever wanted as a kid was to fill up a bowl with Lucky Charm Marshmallows and eat them until I got sick. And now, as an adult (and thanks to the Internet) that dream can come true via this 12 POUND bag of sugary goodness.
That’s right 12 Frakking Pounds of pure high-grade Sugar, Modified Cornstarch, Corn Syrup, Dextrose, Gelatin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Artificial Color (red 40, yellow 6, blue 1, yellow 5), Artificial Flavor, Natural Flavor…oh sweet cereal god, this is going to be my undoing.
Breaking Bad Los Pollos Hermanos Mini ‘Fry Batter’ Tub includes 1oz Blue Sky Meth Candy
Breaking Bad will go down as one of television’s finest moments, which is why we should continue to celebrate it as much as possible in every way possible. So load up on a Loss Pollos Fry Batter tub of Blue Crystal Meth and scarf down some cotton candy rocks.
Highly addictive…just as it should be.
Japanese Kit Kat Maccha Tea Flavor Bars
Green Tea Kit-Kats have quickly become the most sought after snack coming from Japan. Here are a limited supply of Maccha flavored Kit-Kats that you won’t want to miss. These epic snacks have a sweet maccha flavor mixed with creamy white chocolate, on a crispy wafer that Nestle’s has perfected.
This bag contains 12 individually wrapped mini bars that you will suck down before you know it.
Flying Cauldron Butterscotch Beer
I’m only going to say this once, The Flying Cauldron Butterscotch Beer is not only the most delicious soda you will ingest in your lifetime, it’ll make you yearn for Hogwarts in ways you didn’t know was possible.
If you are/or are shopping for a Harry Potter fan, then this 6-pack of magical goodness should not only be ordered right away, it should also be stockpiled in a basement for emergencies.
I never wanted to make out with a soda before, but I would with this one…in a heartbeat.
Kracie Popin’ Cookin’ Kit Soft Donuts DIY Candy
DIY kit for making donuts in fun shapes with water and a microwave. Contains: 2 bags of donut powder (plain and chocolate), 3 bags of frosting (vanilla, strawberry and chocolate), 1 bag of sprinkles, 1 plastic pastry bag, 1 spoon and 1 reusable donut mold with two shapes.
Instructions in Japanese so that’ll make things interesting (there are also YouTube videos to talk you through it).
Hamburger Popin’ Cookin’ Kit DIY Candy
Exactly like the DIY Donut Candy Kit above except in hamburger form…and yes, the instructions are still in Japanese.
Wiener Dog Oil and Vinegar Set
Why dress your salad with a humdrum cruet when you can add a splash of delight from these playful pups. The pair of handmade glass dachshunds is brimming with personality and ready to hold your favorite oil and vinegar combination. The liquid ripples through their elongated bodies, and pours from the tip of their tails.
A little cork for each and a handy funnel for filling helps to prevent any embarrassing puddling…unlike an actual dog.
No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on good old gravy to cover everything up and make it better. If it’s dry, gravy makes it juicy. If it’s flavorless, gravy packs it full of herb-infused deliciousness. This set of six 5-1/4″ tall gravy-flavored canes will improve all the other parts of the holidays. Every time you get suckered into a difficult conversation with an inebriated relative, just suck on the savory goodness of a Gravy Candy Cane and your troubles will melt away.
Oh gravy, is there anything you can’t do?
Operation, the beloved childhood game in continuous production since 1965, inspiring many young boys and girls to become surgeons is now available in the form of our clever Operation Apron.
If you didn’t end up going to medical school, your parents surely appreciate the additional $250k in tuition you saved them. So be the hit of your next cookout with this wacky novelty apron and order one today.
Anyone care for another spare rib?
Re-live your childhood days of eating a bowl of cold cereal in front of a giant console television while your parents slept off the effects of their monthly key party with these Retro-style cereal bowls.
If you can remember what it was like to entertain yourself at 7am on a Saturday while trying not to wake up your dad, then filling up one of these bowls with Froot Loops will no doubt send you back to those happy days of being a Latch Key kid.
