Cutting cheese is a bitch and yes, I know you can buy it pre-sliced, but there’s something about unwrapping a block of aged cheddar and shoving a knife into it that makes me all warm inside. And while wielding a butcher knife is exhilarating, what I’m left with is shards of cheese rather than slices (perhaps I’m a bit more violent than necessary) so I am turning to the handy-dandy cheese slicer as a potential kitchen item that will give me what I so desperately want, a sandwich-sized cheese slice that fits the bread perfectly.
Unfortunately as cheese slicers go, there haven’t been any that plays with puns in the way I like…that is until I spied this Polaroid-styled one.
Say cheese…get it?
Now, I’m easily amused and since this baby is only $9.99 (pre-order through Foodiggity HERE) you can bet that my disposable income (of which there is a lot since my food budget revolves around spending $6 for 36 packages of Top Ramen noodles) is going toward buying several of these (for myself as well as gifts).
I only hope that those who are the recipient of such an awesome cheese slicer will feel the need to ply my face hole with stacks of grilled cheese sandwiches as thanks…I have very simple dreams people.