A blank surface, the supple cheek of a passed-out-drunk friend, a questionable space next to an advertisement of people licking an ice cream cone, these are but a few of the examples that create the overwhelming urge to draw a thick veiny penis with spooge spurting out from the tip.
I’m sure there are studies about where that need to soil the sanctity of an open space with a dick comes from but frankly I’m not interested in them, for where is the harm? And why would we not draw them?
For one man that need to draw a Meat Popsicle came not from an urge to see phallic representations of his own manliness upon a piece of paper, but from a challenge from his wife, that HE could not draw a dick-a-day on a white board for an entire year.
And you know what?
That challenge was accepted!
After the break is the result of one individual’s dedication to illustrating the trouser snake and his triumphant win against the disbelief that someone would not grow bored with the most childish activity that we humans participate in.
Congrats good sir.
Video after the break.