Look, I understand how awesome you are. From your bitchin’ new Hot Topic Pink Floyd t-shirt to your banging plate of sushi that you document as if the world lives to see what will eventually retreat from your anus.
I FUCKING GET IT.
But all this self-obsession is a little overwhelming to the rest of us who enjoy things like MAKING EYE-CONTACT WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING and living life without documenting it for prosperity. Seriously, you have to stop Madam/Monsieur Duckface, for there is a good chance that if you keep taking pics of yourself in the bathroom, you might die…or turn into a cow…or spontaneously sprout some kind of 70s ‘fro.
At least that’s what this animated short (by Andy Martin) purports will happen and you know what they say, if you see it on the Internet, it has to be true.
Check it out after the break and do us all a favor, don’t take a pic of yourself watching it…I’m pretty sure that will cause a rip in the time/space continuum or something.
Source: Laughing Squid