You know what’s missing in this crazy, self-grandiose world of ours? The ability to attach even more selfies to things so that people can hate you on a completely different medium than social media. I mean why should I be forced be subjected to Duckface or Sexy Smile only during a perusing of my Facebook feed, wouldn’t it be far more satisfying to harass me with your visage through an ink-stained stamp form via some old-fashioned correspondence or by simply tagging yourself on buildings and/or the walls of my home so that I (as well as the world) can see how much better you are than all of us?
Wouldn’t that be the most epic way to show-off your baby bump and/or weight loss or relationship status?
And now you can thanks to Stamp Yo Face, a company that is happy to take your favorite picture of your noggin and turn it into a stamp which can then be slammed against the structures of the universe (or a piece of paper) leaving a part of you permanently affixed to said substrate so that your self-esteem can remain in the “I Fucking Rock” position.
For just $65 you can be forever emblazoned alone upon on the rubbery threshold of delusion, or, if you are so inclined, for an additional $35 you can link yourself to another person, perhaps that special someone you are stalking on Facebook or Twitter or Pintrest or Linkedin or Instagram or wherever, so that you can be truly linked together where no amount of restraining orders can touch the two of you, or you can do what I think is the most awesome kind of rubbery permanence, you can make a stamp out of the one thing in your life that lives without the need for popularity, your pet ($65):
Or, if that doesn’t do it for you can spend $20 on a stamp of a famous person (So far they have Ron Swanson, Prince, Justin Beiber (of course) or Jesus):
|Is This Jesus or Prince? I Can Never Tell|
Because that would make you only slightly less douchey.