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Well folks, the government may not be willing to approve Single-Payer health insurance but it can approve Powdered Alcohol so I guess that’s something to applaud (if your applauding meter bar is set fairly low). And yes, you did read that sentence correctly, for whatever reason, the TTB (otherwise known as the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau) totally got behind alcohol in powder form because, why the hell not.
The first company to market this stuff to the public will be Palcohol:
A company that already has Rum and Vodka ready to go down your gullet with their eye on future mixes like the mojito and margarita coming soon after.
All you have to do is dump this stuff in a water bottle and you’re good to go for those long, boring afternoon meetings…(Crystal Light is going to be so frakking mad).
Of course while the moral implications of a powdered form of alcohol may cause some people to question the guidelines of the TTB, I’m more into learning a DIY form of it so that I can fully stock my Emergency Kit in my car in case I go plummeting down a ravine. I mean, if I’m going to die in the wilderness from exposure and/or broken bones, I at least want to keep hydrated with some Puerto Rican rum.
And thanks to Popular Science, I can…well, learn to make my own powdered alcohol, not survive my bad driving in the woods, which would probably make for a better DIY project now that I think of it…but I digress.
To learn how to make your own batch of booze click HERE and get to dry brewing.
You know, this might also work well for my zombie apocalypse kit as well…wow, science.