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A Very Rude Rube Goldberg Machine

I have always been fascinated by the concept of the Rube Goldberg machine ever since my 7th grade science teacher explained cause and effect to a group of bored shitless thirteen year-olds by building an elaborate contraption that ran around the classroom made up of everyday bits and pieces of school ephemera.

It was one of the only times in my life that I could say I had been truly amazed.

 Unfortunately, this particular Rube Goldberg machine isn’t so much as awesome as is it an inventive way to sexually harass people (although, that too can be quite amazing if you happen to be kind of an asshole, which I am).

So take a look at the video after the break and start building your very own RUDE Goldberg machine…For mine, I’m trying to figure out the most effective way to end with an inanimate object cupping some guys’ balls.

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