Once upon a time, way before his days of playing Tim Whatley on Seinfeld, Hal on Malcolm In the Middle and of course the best Meth Cook on the planet, Walter White on Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston had to shill anal cream to the masses without breaking down in tears.
But there’s something kind of Walter-ish about his conviction in the power of oxygen to shrink your ass bumps and, if you look at the intensity in his eyes, you sort of feel that he would have no problem running over some hemorrhoids in his car before shooting them in their heads.
And when it comes to growths on my bunghole that’s the kind of strength I want when slathering cream on the ole chocolate starfish.
Did I share too much?
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Source: The Retroist