I will not be watching the movie version of the mom porn epic 50 Shades of Grey because I believe that the trauma I will experience in a movie theater surrounded by a bunch of horny soccer moms will land me a mental hospital indefinitely (note to the editor-in-chief: If you value my contribution to this site you will ask someone else to review this movie).
But I will, however, watch the movie trailer re-made with kittehs because it is adorable and less upsetting then a poorly done/researched BDSM flick co-starring Don Johnson and Melanie Griffiths daughter.
Cuteness after the break.
And for comparison, here’s the real thing (ugh):
Source: Laughing Squid