As a home owner who is too broke to actually have someone come and repair a problem, I tend to use Duck Tape on a regular basis, and while I have enjoyed the color choices currently available on the market which help the tape blend seamlessly into my decor, I have to wonder why my favorite tool is suddenly available in a choice of scents.
At what point would anyone need their leaking pipes to smell like Bubble Gum?
Is there a niche market for this stuff that I am unaware of? Are criminals securing people to chairs with this stuff so that the victims would enjoy trying to chew themselves free? Is this tape for sex play? Is Duck Tape bondage better if the restraints smell like Cupcake?
I once taped my brother to the wall of his bedroom while I was babysitting him and he is still scarred by the experience of being left there for hours…in the dark…alone, but would that trauma have been less if the tape was dipped in the scent of an Orange Creamsicle?
I am overwhelmed with confusion. But, to be honest, a little bit irritated that this tape did not exist when I was a kid…I would have covered my entire house in the sweet smell of Mint, much to the chagrin of my mother.