So apparently Japanese men are the worst when it comes to slipping on a condom and have proceeded to spread their diseased spunk and baby-making material all over the island. To counteract this trend and to educate the dudes and dudettes of Japan, author Kyosuke Kagami has written an e-book called, and I’m not making this up, Condom Meals I Want to Make for You because if you can teach people to stuff a condom full of ground beef, they can roll a rubber down on their meat stick.
How recipes like Condom Meat Stuffing and Condom Escargot Cooked with Butter will help stop the ugly bumpies from popping up on your nether region is beyond me but perhaps it will. I only know that from now on anytime I decide to nosh on some Sushi I will definitely be paying attention to the wrapping just to make sure I’m not eating a Trojan summer roll.
‘Cause that shit looks awfully real to me.