Yesterday I got sucked into a YouTube cyclone, you know the experience, you find one interesting video and then the next thing you know it’s been six hours and your brain is filled with the images of people dressed as cuttlefish fucking.
Unfortunately what I ended up binge-watching was Isabella Rossellini’s series Green Porno (and her sub-series Mammas and Seduce Me) which, if you aren’t familiar with it, revolves around the sexual lives of animals. While most of us have, at one time or another, viewed a nature video in which an animal or two copulates, what Rossellini does is a bit different, she dresses up like various animals and then shows what happens to said animal during the moment of penetration via a puppet, or someone dressed as another fuck-worthy animal.
Sadly, it is weirdly erotic, which makes you feel all gross inside.
Personally I blame my now prominent puppet bestiality fetish on the fact that not only is Rossellini kind of hot, but that she really gets into the whole animal sex thing leading you to experience a down-low tickle which will cause you to seek psychological counseling.
To be honest with you, it was difficult to choose which episode really encapsulated animals getting it on, but after some rather confusing soul searching I decided to show the duck episode from her Seduce Me series. It basically has everything one could want in a puppet-based porno: corkscrew shaped penises, multiple vaginal canals, a gang bang and a lot of odd, sexualized breathing.
So enjoy…and then question everything about yourself.
Video after the break.