Hey, you know what would be a great product? A chemical balloon that you squeeze from a tube and then blow up WITH YOUR MOUTH. Yeah, that sounds fun (and completely safe) and who cares if a bunch of kids end up accidentally swallowing some of the balloon goo, it’s not as if 30+ years down the line they are going to get cancer or anything.
Oh, and by the way Wham-O, thanks for all the noxious fumes that got me high at the age of six and seven, that was awesome.
Advertisement for the gateway drug of the 70s after the break.