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Black Friday…The Movie Trailer

This Black Friday I will be asleep…in bed…farting off several pounds of consumed turkey parts. However, if you are planning on trying to get the best deals you can on things you already own, then go for it. Just know that all those retail employees forced to be at work at some nightmare hour to satisfy your psychotic need for Frozen merchandise will not only be hoping that you are trampled to death in the parking lot, they will be placing bets on how many of you will actually perish in the pursuit of all things Elsa.

And after the break, here’s what that death will look like.




Source: Tastefully Offensive

 

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