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Daylight Saving…The Movie (WHAT THE F*CK TIME IS IT?!!)

My computer and phone might be down with the time change but the rest of my house isn’t, so naturally, when I walk into my kitchen and look at the clock on my stove it’s an hour later than when I’m on the computer in my bedroom, fucking up my own time/space continuum (and no, I haven’t changed it yet because I’m super lazy and sort of enjoy being confused).

And you know what, fuck the whole thing anyway. All this time change crap is irrelevant anyway, to quote agent Scully from the X-Files pilot after she and Mulder allegedly lost 9 minutes, “You’re saying that time disappeared? Time can’t just disappear. It’s a universal invariant“.

So there.

And judging by the following movie trailer for a faux action film surrounding the stupidity that is Daylight Saving Time, a lot of people feel the same way…I’m not surprised.

Video after the break.




Source: Paper Mag

 

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